Tuesday 1st April 2014.
Dear White screen……sssshhh…..I have seen no April fools today..everyone either was looking up at that wonder in the sky, simply, referred to as the Sun a rare delight in this Neck of the Woods…nor have i seen any white rabbits being pulled out of a hat..nor any chocolate frogs clinging to fire guards, in fact to day has been nothing but lollipop daffodils and farting leaf mould which means i can say yippie to April as i stretch further away from the crab claws of suffocating Winter….